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WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2

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Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:

Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.

Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.

Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.

Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is 'pretty'.
Because Rose didn't have any silver bullets.
Because the Doctor won't abuse his responsibilities as a traveller in time for five quid.
Because he will for ten.
Because he is very attached to his thumb.

Because he knows where Aberdeen is.
Because K9's been upgraded.
Because Mickey needs K9 to remind him that he is in a car.
Because they need to 'forget the shooty dog thing'.
Because the Doctor will never say 'correct-a-mundo' ever again.
Because he's expecting happy-slapping hoodies with ASBO's and ringtones.
Because Mickey has pigtails and a frilly skirt.
Because the Lock Ness Monster trumps Werewolves.
Because the Doctors says 'physics' 9 times.

Because Arthur is a good name for a horse.
Because monsters have nightmares about him.
Because bananas are good.
Because he truly is a lonely angel.
Because the Doctor let Rose keep Mickey.
Because he's Mr. Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown Thickannia. And so's his dad!
Because he didn't want to say 'magic door'.
Because he's worth the monsters.
Because one must tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.
Because the droids do not require Reinette's feet.
Because the Doctor wasn't actually drunk. Even though he had a tie on his head.

Because he knows exactly what he's doing...
Because if you want to know what's going on, work in the kitchens.
Because kicking the TARDIS helped and it hurt.
Because the Doctor says 'surrender' five times in about ten seconds.

Because the Doctor is the only genius in the room.
Because Mickey learned to fly a blimp on a Playstation.
Because the Doctor makes everything up as he goes along - brilliantly.
Because Mickey's slightly less of an idiot.

Because she's goin' his way, doll.
Because there's no other way to go, daddy-o.
Because he has a scooter. In his TARDIS. A scooter in the TARDIS.
Because he swears by rubber soles.
Because he can't wrap his hand around his elbow and make his fingers meet.
Because the Doctor isn't surprised that Jackie dated a sailor.
Because only an idiot hangs the Union Flag upside down.
Because the Doctor is the King of Belgium, apparently.

Because Rose likes 'The Bitter Pill'.
Because she likes Protein One with a dash of Three.
Because no one knows the gender of the Ood.
Because the Doctor dislikes trapdoors.

Because they're the stuff of legend.
Because the Doctor says 'gravity schmavity'.
Because it's 'so human' to go where angels fear to tread.

Because the Doctor says 'Raxicoricofallapatorious' twice.
Because the twin planet of Raxicoricofallapatorious is Clom.
Because there's a big absorbing alien over there, and Rose is having a go at Elton.
Because of the massive difference between the red and blue buckets.
Because the Doctor needs a spade.

Because Rose is following a copper's hunch.
Because the Doctor's not a cat person.
Because everything's coming up Doctor!
Because after carrying the Olympic beacon to the stadium he yells 'WHOAHOHOHOHOO!'
Because edible ball bearings are genius.

Because the Doctor ain't 'fraid o' no ghosts!
Because he has a reputation to uphold.
Because, for some reason, no one asks about the 3D glasses.

Because upon hearing the Doctor's name, the Daleks stagger backwards slightly.
Because... come on! Daleks vs Cybermen - GENIUS!
Because the Daleks have no concept of elegance.
Because of the Doctor's little laugh in the Sphere Room.
Because of his expression when Donna appears on the TARDIS.
Because "The Doctor will open the Ark!"
Because "The Doctor will not!"
Because they finally ask about the 3D glasses.
Because Rose says "I love you".
Because we all knew what the Doctor was going to say.
Because... just because!!
I sat down, watching Series 2, and thought "This is so brilliant!!" as I usually do, and so wrote this xD

This isn't a final thing, if you read this, and think that there's something obviously fantastic that I've missed, then please let me know! This has been written episode by episode, so starting with the Christmas Invasion, and finishing with Doomsday.

'Because the Doctor wasn't actually drunk. Even though he had a tie on his head.' was suggested by ~CuteziAngel
Thank you!

I don't own Doctor Who, or its characters - BBC does.

I only wrote this to share my love for the Second Series :D And because David Tennant is awesomesauce.

YAY ^_^
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Banana-Baa2012's avatar
CUTE AND LEGENDARY! Plus I got all the references :D